A Critical Hit of 41 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Guarded Gamers Running a Tavern

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    Master Wizard: قل Novice Wizard: Excuse me Professor, why do we use "Approach"? Wouldn't "come" be easier to hear in battle?
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    8 8 8 * MONK "You guys always act like you're better than me" FIGHTER ROGUE BARBARIAN
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    When your group wont leave the first tavern to start the campaign DM 8 It's okay, Party You go when you feel like it.
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    When the party adopts the adorable NPC made with mematic
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    Me waiting for my players to stop arguing so I can tell them they just alerted the guards with their arguing:
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    When the most secretive character starts talking about their backstory Other Players: Write that down, write that down!
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    3751 Complex npcs with rich lore and personality K OM 8621 This is brilliant. Boblin the Goblin B06,03751 K.QM 8621 But I like this. made with mematic
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    m I The party's first dungeon Let's go in and out. 20 minute adventure. *5 real world months later*
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    The party trying to play a serious My Tabaxi PC who joined the campaign party to fund his crippling addiction to cheese X
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    > ThatBoomerKid @boomer_kid Wizard: "That's a beautiful rune- inscription on your scimitar." Druid: "Thanks! It's in Druidic." Wizard: "... may I ask what it says?" Druid: "Sure! It reads 'If the Earth Mother did not birth you with claws & fangs to tear out the throats of bankers, store-bought is fine"."
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    Playing as a monk for the first time NGTING I'm fast. I'm very fast. MyDND
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    The Tabaxi Monk The B.B.E.G who thought she was safe 300ft up on her balcony, watching the party fight her goons down below. DERPIKON
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    What's wrong? Have you found the changling? What's that? I don't follow you. The elf is asleep... The ELF is ASLEEP!
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    "I can finally cast Vicious mockery!" Home Dice 2d4 2D4 Two four-sided dice 1 × Reset C Roll again
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    DM trying to hide small details made with mematic ranger with an average of 26 on perception
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    When the enemy wizard casts Dominate Person on the berserker barbarian (Laughs) "That's very good." *unloads three reckless attacks on the wizard* imgflip.com
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    A T R The monk when the wizard casts haste on them Unlimited Power! imgflip.com The monk the round after the wizard loses concentration I'm too weak.
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    When the rogue hits level 3 and gets access to an invisible mage hand T Never in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it imgflip.com
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    I cast double fireball using quickened spell! No! you can't cast two spells in one round! 34% 34% 68% I cast double fireball using action surge. 31 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 2% 95% 0.1% IQ score 55 made with mematic 70 85 100 115 130 145
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    THE PARTY GOING INTO THE UNDERDARK TO SAVE THE WIZARD THE WIZARD LEAVING THE UNDERDARK JUST FINE imgflip.com
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    All my players are big weebs so I can't rip off the anime and manga I've read All my players are big weebs so I can rip off normal people shows and movies
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    There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, imgflip.com and there is no BOUNDED ACCURACY
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    DO YOU WANNA MAKE SOME NAPALM ARTIFICERS WORKSHOP WARLOCK COME ON, IT'LL BE SO FUN imgflip.com
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    me the DM Why can't you just be normal? Simic Hybrid Artificer that wants 4 Sun Blades so he can be General Grievous *Screams* General Kenobi
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    DM: 23, the archer hits. The level 3 Monk: I think you dropped this.
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    When your character rolls a 6 in Perception: It's bread. made with mematic
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    When the DM rolls behind their screen, and starts smiling: 1 I'm presuming there's some disturbing reason for that
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    In my world, Dragons alignment isn't going to be tied to their color! Ok then, that was always allowed.
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    Party monk nat 20 for shove Pirate Pirate wizard captain nat 20 for shove number 2 Pirate wizard made with mematic Pirate captain Pirate wizard
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    When the entire group promised to show up on game night but one is running late so you call him I summon you to fulfill your oath.
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    Monk 通 “Are you wanted???” 四四 THEY Roque what makes you think that?....
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    Ancient Black Dragon Party of 5 level 3 characters imgflip.com BRING IT ON!!!
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    A fun and fulfilling RPG experience Me My dice Me @jpruinc Webdm pruitt
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    My character My backstory My stats My rolls
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    The party rogue finding his wanted poster
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    imgflip.com The NPC who hired the party You didn't slay the dragon? The party getting their side-quest on It's on my to-do list!
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    the party the party Actually following the story Spending 30 minutes talking to a rock
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    "Does anyone speak goblin?" "My Thief does" "The Goblin says that he's just a little guy, and it's his birthday. You wouldn't k l a little guy in a Dungeon on his birthday, would you?"
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    Any time I had a problem, and i threw a Fireball Boom, right away, I had a different problem.
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    NPC: *looks at Kobold the Party adopted* and who are you little fella? NPC to Party: why isn't he talking? Party: We don't know, we just got him like 2 days ago when we cleared out that cave, but look how cute he is the Kobold:
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    The party looking to the DM after their actions have consequences YOU DID THIS

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